Wednesday, May 7, 2008

The time has come...!

Finally, the long awaits Tiesto Asia Tour has come. In less than 30 more hour to go, I will be experiencing the wildest party ever in MALAYSIA together with 15, 000 other trance addicts, hardcore clubbers and mostly, TIESTO followers!

No words best describe me at this moment. It's a mixed feeling. Heart beating fast, blood pumping hard, adrenaline rush by thinking of it. It's like you driving a 911turbo speeding over 160MPH on the legendary Nurburgring racetrack. It's better than orgasm man....HAHA! I'm feeling all over excited now. Can't wait to step on the party ground, feel the breeze from the shores and the heat from the crowd and get ready to hype up!. Choosing a shore as for this party location is perfectly match with Tiesto themes, Elements of Life! It's my first beach party, I'm so so ready now...woo hoo~

Right, my initial plan was a two-men trip, but somehow we ended up double date trip. haha! So, I guess both of us is stuck to our own girls for a reason xD hehehe, oh well at least it's no longer a sausage fest now. Anyway, it's still gonna be FUN. As the saying goes, the more the merrier ya. Yeah, partying with your loves one always the perfect choice to maximize the heat level.

Really no mood to work now, and most probably will be having insomniac tonight. LOL! How to close your eye and rest your mind when it's full of the sync beats looping in your head...dup dup...dup dup..[beats thumping goes on]..tsk tsk..[electrical snare kicks in]..duk duk...[heavy bass leads with sexy vocals] 4 life~ oh my~ pardon me ^ ^
Now please excuse me, I got a beach party to crash later. That's it! anyone of you are going, enjoy it!!!!!'s one in a lifetime party.

[This is the party I'm waiting for..hohohoho}

See you there~

[where's my checklist? ah...]

Monday, May 5, 2008


MOLESTER, rapist...this lowlife bastard has no difference and should be falls under the same category. They commit the same vulgar act, violent and antisocial, disrespecting woman, preying on them because they are weaker ones and strikes on them when there is opportunity to fulfil your sinful 'needs'. You are nothing but a PIECE OF SHIT!!! You have mental disorder, distorted life. YOU ARE SIMPLY PSYCHO!!! We should not have mercy on this human-like creature. These lowlifes are suppose to cast out from society.

Sexual harassment and assault is seriously unaccepted and immoral practice. It is the biggest crime among all. All molester are the early stage or sign of becoming a potential rapist. After all, small crime leads to big crime...They should receive the same level of charges as rapist. 3 strokes of rotan? 5 strokes? why not lifetime lock-up and stroking their asses, tearing their skin off their ass. It must be done to show an example, no perhaps a warning message to all other psycho-molester that this is what you gonna get.

Its rather disappointing to see why the victims dare not speak up and file charges on them. Seeing these creature walks away from punishment every time after successful preying somewhat increase public anger and hatred towards them. It's really uncomfortable and nuisance to women especially when the predators act normal in front of everybody and pretend to be some one else, staying low while waiting for the next victim or good opportunity. They will keep doing it with no end till they get caught. In fact, they are getting better and better after every attempt and this is where the rapist came from. There is no stop in this. No matter how careful or cautious can a woman be, these lowlife still able to wait for the moment. DAMN!!!

Looks like some 'shit' mess with the wrong girl. To think that you can walk away after committing such shameful act of your, then you are so WRONG. You walked away the first time but not this time. You think you are smart, targeting a soft weak girl without getting caught huh? You have made her days living fear and uneasy, now lemme make your day! . Someones gonna HUNT you down now. There will be no good night sleep but a restless life to you. Beg for mercy! Ask for forgiveness! For you gonna regret on what you have done. You better start praying that you can keep your nice pair of hand to eat for the next coming days...Yes, go hide if you doesn't wanna lose your feet to walk. Better yet, runaway if you don't want to involve your family. How's your sister doing ya? Is she legal already huh!!!!? Watch out for your car too! If Law can't gives you justice, then I show you what JUSTICE is! You deserve the punishment!


Tuesday, April 29, 2008


I've been invited to IRONMAN premiere screening last night. Thanks to Sasa, I got myself 2 copy of free passes to watch the movie beforehand, and it's earlier than US screening. Yea, nothing special though.
Anyway, the movie is superb! Awesomely done! Its close to perfection I would say. It's by far the most thrilling, amazing and remarkable Marvel movie ever. It kept you interested from start to finish. Ironman has just went top my fave movie of the year. Don't worry, it's spoiler free here.

Oooh, in a split second, all of the previous superhero movies - Supeman, Spiderman, Batman, X-men, F4, Hulk, and the list goes on...had been squashed by the Invinsible Ironman fist. Haha!

Tony Stark (aka Ironman), the main protagonist has became the dream of all man. He's got almost everything what a man can dream of.

He's got his own multinational company, Stark Industries that builds weapon which makes him the richest and wealthiness superhero. At least he's more reality compare to fictional Bruce Wayne
[Ironman: Hey you Bat, you can just live your batlife in your own Gotham playground that don't even exist in the world? Yea rite, like I can find your Wayne's corp at New York City or your Wayne's mansion at Manhattan. What's the currency rate for Bat $??] LOLZ!

He's got the killer look for a superhero. He's on par with Bruce in term of hooking up with ladies. Ohyea, a ladies man. Peter Parker can suck in his own web with Mary Jane while Clark Kent should start thinking on how to wear his red undie underneath. God know what's inside. lol.

He's got a suite at Malibu, with fully computerized. His own garage completes with few supercars (Lamborghini, Porche?). And he owns a AUDI R8!!!! Ha, the frontlamp LED already shows how fierce he is.

He can fly, repel bullets and hard as superman, He fires missile instead of shooting webs, He got better vision and accuracy compares to spidersense..he's in package! all hail to IRONMAN.

Har! speaking of it, our Boleh-land is well known in Bahasa Malaysia. We're good in translating word. Like orange, we call it oren. Apple for epal. Museum for muzium. Ironman we call it...Orang Besi. WTF!!! Haha!!..come on, they can do better than that. Lousy bastard translator. lol..what bout Batman?Orang kelawar..? Spiderman.....Orang labah-labah?LOL!!! Don't dare to think what will they call Superman? Orang Hebat? HAHAHAHAHHAHA! [fall down, knock my ass] ..damn..~ thats why we got ourself own superhero, Cicakman and KluangMan (if I spell correctly).

Anyway, the movie overall rating, I would give 10 out of 10 despite the lack of music score and the long 45min wait in cinema hall before they actually begin showing. But once its showed, everything is forgivable. =)
Oh yea, the movie is in 2hour long. So, drink less water during the show. LOL..I promise you don't wana miss a few seconds of it. Hmm, would love to watch for a 2nd time if time and $ spare me. Oh, to hell with it, stick to DVD. xD
OK, gonna start collecting scrap metals and empty cans today onwards. You will see a Besiman soon. HEHE

Umm, better not Sigh~

Monday, April 28, 2008

It's COMMON....yet not known by MANY

Here, lemme share something with you all ladies that you never think it will likely happen to you..............or not.

When you eat and drink, your body absorbs the liquid. The kidneys filter out waste products from the body fluids and produce urine. Urine travels down tubes called ureters into a muscular sac called the urinary bladder, which stores the urine.
When you are ready to go to the bathroom, your brain tells your system to relax. Urine travels out of your bladder through a tube called the urethra.
You release urine by relaxing the urethral sphincter and contracting the bladder muscles. The urethral sphincter is a group of muscles that tightens to hold urine in and loosens to let it out.

BUT there are some or many people lose urine when they don't want to. When this happens enough to be a problem, it is called Urinary Incontinence (UI).
Research shows ten million Americans of all ages is suffering from this problem. Most peeps feels embarassed to talk about it, frustrated, exhausted, isolated and being left out. They afraid to socialize and do not know this problem can be treated and even cured. YES, fear not...this is not somekind of uncurable deadly disease like HIV, rotting for the whole life.
UI is very common yet not known by many other . It's not a natural part of aging. It can happen at any age, and can be caused by many physical conditions. Thank God, many causes of incontinence are temporary and can be managed with simple treatment.
Some causes of temporary incontinence are: -
  • Urinary tract infection
  • Vaginal infection or irritation
  • Constipation
  • Effect of medicine

Some incontinence can be also caused by other conditions that are not temporary: -

  • Weakness of muscles that hold the bladder in place
  • Weakness of the bladder itself
  • Weakness of the urethral sphincter muscles
  • Overactive bladder muscles
  • Blocked urethra
  • Hormone imbalance in women
  • Neurologic disorders
  • Immobility

I got to know this Doctor at Penang through one of my student. Recently, he met a patient whom share the same fate with other 10 million suffering UI and has bothered her for some time. She was afraid to consult medical check up at first and could not concentrate her daily routine. Many women experience UI can be slightly bothersome or totally debilitating. For some women, the risk of public embarrassment keeps them from enjoying many activities with their family and friends. Some women may lose a few drops of urine while running or coughing. Others may feel a strong, sudden urge to urinate just before losing a large amount of urine. Pitiful~ Wetting their own pants might be abit troublesome ya..=p

Oh, urine loss can also occur during sexual activity which cause tremendous emotional distress. Hmm yea, imagine yourself having an intercourse with a lady, you're humping, and humping and keep humping and all of sudden her P *ahem* start spilling some watery liquid, you feel yourself mighty as Tarzan, king of the jungle being able to rock her till she reach orgasm discharging sweet nectar of God's creation. But the truth is, she tells you its a false alarm and the liquid dripping out is actually her juicy urine. You turn on the light seeing your 'member' fully soak like you're eating cheese fundae and find yourself in a dilemma whether wanna fire your cannon. Banana Dip, anyone? So, the next time you rocking, go slow, play safe. You don't wanna end up...what we call in Boleh-land POTONG STIM!!

Rest assure ladies, there are many treatment that cure this problem. Be brave to face it and consult health care provider. BTW, there are some food/drink you should avoid in order not to aggravate Bladder Control Problems. Here's the list: -

  • All alcoholic beverages
  • Apples, apple juice
  • Apricots
  • Avocados
  • BBQ sauce
  • Bananas
  • Beer
  • Beets
  • Cabbage
  • Caffeine
  • Cantaloupes
  • Carbonated drinks
  • Cheese
  • Chicken livers
  • Chillies/spicy foods
  • Chocolate
  • Citrus fruits
  • Coffee
  • Cocktail sauce
  • Cola
  • Corned beef
  • Cranberries
  • Cranberry juice and sauce
  • Grapefruit, Grapefruit juice
  • Grapes, Grape juice
  • Green pepper
  • Guava
  • Honey
  • Hot sauce
  • Jalapeno
  • Ketchup
  • Lemons, lemon juice
  • Lentils
  • Lima beans
  • Limes, lime juice
  • Mustard
  • Mayonaise
  • Artificial sweetners
  • Nuts
  • Onions
  • Oranges, orange juice
  • Peaches
  • Pickles
  • Pickled herring
  • Pineapple, Pineapple juice
  • Pizza with tomato sauce
  • Plums
  • Prunes
  • Raisins
  • Red pepper
  • Relish
  • Rhubarb
  • Rye Bread
  • Salad Dressing
  • Salsa
  • Saccharine
  • Sauerkraut
  • Soda pop
  • Sour cream
  • Soy sauce
  • Spaghetti sauce
  • Steak sauce
  • Strawberries
  • Sweet/sour sauce
  • Tea
  • Tobacco
  • Tomatoes
  • Tomato juice, sauce and soup
  • Vinegar
  • Vitamins with aspartate
  • Vitamin C and B complex
  • Watermelon
  • Yogurt

Hmm, some list eh?

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Project: My Ride 1 - Sport Rim

In today's world, car is no longer a want but a need for most people. Its designed to run primarily on roads, to have seating for people, to typically have four wheels, and to be constructed principally for the transport of people rather than goods from a place to their destination. That was the initial purpose of a car back in 1769, the very first built automobiles by a French, Nicolas Joseph Cugnot. Thanks to his genius invention, our life are much easier and convenient to travel now...

Steam engine car
and the advance technology, we have ourself a dream cars too.

What you think huh? Any chance to drive this exotic monster wheel if I work my a*s off till I die? haha [drooling away]

Well, as the saying goes, if you can't afford to buy a supercar, get yourself an affordable one and beautify it. Yes, give them a nice modification with your creative mind and imagination power. There you have your own dream ''supercar'' ya...[well, at least its comfort me that way and doesn't have to work my a*s off..haha]. modification is what I have been doing for the past 7 months. Its not an easy task. It required alot of $$ of course, creativity, time and patience, not to mention you need to be brave and daring (dare to try new stuff) enough to mod it in order to stand out from the rest especially when you are driving a car which is too COMMON on the road. Oh hoho, you don't know my ride ya...its Malaysia proudest model, best selling car since year 2006 [that's explain why its too common]..

Perodua *cough* My *cough*vi..






[Oh, isn't she fugly?]

Right, this model is my current ride but of course with a facelift and some minor touch up. That's all..Want to take a peek?

[awww, isn't she's gorgeous?]

Say, car is like human. It needs to eat and drink. Even sick or retired. lolx! Hey, they have attitude too. Car needs dressing too to look nice and beau. So, aren't we the same? Now I had put on her new bodykits (new dress), what next is I need to find her a new set of nice matching sport rims (new heel). Hmm, a sexy lady always needs a matching heels to complete her dinner gown, don't you agree? So, finding the right size and suitable color is difficult.

Oh ya, car's sport rim does come in variety of choices and types. We don't just grab it, fix it and roll it. Hell NO!! There are tonnes of thing we need to consider like size(inches), offset(clearance between the inside of the wheel and the strut housing), tire profile, witdh and length, colour and design. All this comes into serious consideration before you fit in the wheels.

As for me, I'd frustrated for looooooong time deciding the best combination. Current MYVI wheel spec is 175/65 R14 [ width / tire profile(height) R(rim size/inch) ]. I'm planning to swap a bigger rim. It's either 15, 16 or 17 inch.

17 INCH - Choosing 17inch over the rest may give you the killer look (the bigger rim, the nicer look) and great stability during highspeed and cornering BUT for a small powered car, Fuel Consumption will be insanely high and lost of power due to heaviness despite the tire cost per pair is sky high expensive.

15 INCH - Yes, among all 15inch gives you the best FC and good pickup! For real. Plus, your ride cruising with lowered sport spring. Say no more! SWEEEEEETTT!!! But ahh..its still looks small...blek!

16INCH - is all well round play here. From average FC, slight power loss, great stability, to affordable price. I think 16 is my choice. haha!

Problem solved...

Nahh....the main question is wat colour of the rim matches my classic gold ride? Should I go for all black (fierce looking ride see attached photo above and below) or gold rim? Some say gold match my body paint and will give a good effect on the road and draws attention since it is bright color. Some say black is better contrast off my car. Hmm, hard decision.

Me no want to end up peeps sayin "Hey, check out that myvi dude, its gross...must be another ah-beng driver" LOL!!! instead this is what me want "Hey guys, check out that hottie cruising over there ...woooo....[alan steps on gas pedal, full throttle ''da lun'' (tire screech on road) and smoke a black wira behind]...waaah..~ nice ride] LOL!!!

Speaking of matching, I'd come across this ride which is geography meets geometry specifically, when the world, which is round, meets the Nissan Denki Cube, which is essentially square.

'Meet Nissan Cube, the Cutey'

Hmm, I wouldn't mind spending Rm10xK for this ride. It will be my weekend car and for that kind of price, I get a huge attention wherever I take a spin...It's fair trade rite. LOL!!

Ice cube, anyone?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Lord of Trance is back..!

Hola peepz! Good news to clubbers and trance lovers...!!

TIESTO is comin back to our Boleh-land for his ELEMENT OF LIFE ASIA TOUR. YES, its DJ TIESTO, the world's most famous trance Djs in the electronic dance music. This time, he will be descending to our shores alongside with world renowed Djs, Cosmic Gates & Ferry Corsten spinning 2-days off at Port Dickson on May 9th ~ 10th. With his insanely good mixing skill and musics, hotbed of top flight entertainment filled with sun bleached excitement, it's gonna be a 2 wild electrifying night with unforgettable music festival experience in history making

After a 2year long waiting, finally he's back with his new album, Elements of Life on his Freedom Party. Cheers~

Hmm, I hope the shores won't be dominated by ''seafood'' a.k.a lala, ''ah-beng'' or shufflers. They are really a big TURN OFF after what I'd experienced back on 2006 F1 Pit Party @ Sepang ''In Search of Sunrise Tour''.. I mean come on man, its TIESTO, a fusion of music & visual arts. This ain't some kind of regular bloke rave party sh*t.. SIGH~ [exhales], its a BEACH PARTY this time..means there are sand everywhere!!! No more tar road, no dancefloor, no flat surface so, shuffle's not really an option unless you wanna end up kicking sand or dug deep down the mother earth. LOL!!!

Just so you know, I'm a huge fan of Him, the lord of trance. His compilation, remixes, radio liveset mix, etc etc is a BIG HIT. Every music he create and mix is magic. haha! Enough said. Start to listen his magic, subscribe to his clublife podcast. You'll know what I'm trying to tell you. Here's few of his incredible tracks: Traffic, Just Be, Adagio for Strings, Lethal Industry, Love Comes Again, Flight 643. [WARNING - Don't blame me on you got addicted to Him] XD hahaha!

OK, back to Tiesto party @ PD. YES, I will be going 2days off with Leonard [i know i know, sausage fest eh? o0o]. Chicky Loo and I has been keeping track of the tour progress since day 1 (rumor saying Tiesto and Armin will be coming to M'sia in KLUE magz) till official tour dates confirmed and ticket release. (Hmm, a lil dissapointed Armin is not tagging along).

Current progress checklist:

  • Agenda program completed
  • Room reserved
  • Leave approved
  • Ticket bought


  • The sound of TIESTO//Elements of life

  • Mega LED screens, stage pyros, laser displays (both multicoloured and pure white lasers specially flown in for this festival, making its Asia debut), imported giant smoke generators international VJs from 3 different countries.

  • Freedom lounge (complimentary drinking water!!!), Recharge Freezer (chill out from the heat), Sunset Deck (Happy hour!!), 7aste Cafe (TGI Friday, Dominos...)

Phew!~ am highly anticipating the party to come now. 14days to go...!! Guess I'll be pre-party at home stuffing myself with his clublifes and latest Copenhagen tour (Oh Leo, the video is friggin AWESOME!!!).

To all peeps out there who haven't get a hand on ticket, better grab it!! And ah..sorry for those who couldn't make it though. hehe ^^ too bad..~

The times has come for the biggest dance music party in Malaysia history. NO I'm not exaggerating or overstatement here. Believe it!

Till then,

-stay tune for the aftershock party-

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Prelude - This is where it all begin..

Greeting people!~

It's ma 1st post and i'm new in this web log world, tolong tunjuk ajar ya. Hmm, it's rather embarrassin to join now when everybody else post a million already. =P

Ok,"how do I start?"
This question has been swarming my brain whole day long. Decided to ask some experienced bloggers(eugene & gina) to ease my head, get some ideas for a fresh start...[after few hours]

sigh~ I'm still!!

Why am I ended up here bloggin instead of doin my job? 
HAHA..thanks to my bro (eugene) asked me to view his beautiful blogs, i got amazed by it ...BAM!
Here I am eagerly to create myself a blog too. [hey, took me almost whole of my workin day just to create everything here, some applause please..xP]

Anyway, its my first here and this is where it all begins...
Upcoming post will be my 2008 project on my car mods 

and Tiesto Freedom Tour@Port Dickson trip

..stay tuned.

[Finger crossed] hope this blogging interest not just a 'hangat-hangat tahi ayam'...

Ok, that's it for now..